marvels of the internet (part II)

so i starting searchin for "lota" to find a picture but couldn't find anything...then i type "watering can" and find a site with instructions on selectin a watering can.
what da heck? who has time to write instructions on a lota? den again, who was time to read a random blog discussin da perils of the internet?

i'm purposely ignorin da fact dat i, i mean "someone" wrote da blog in da first place.

UPDATE

a special thanks to da kind folks at toasteroven.com, who provided me wif several quite graphic illustrations and graphix of unclothed lotas. howeva, most people (includin myself) have found deez quite offensive and vulgar, so i have excercised my right of censorship and have not posted these*.
*...actually i tried inserting the pictures and it didn't work...maybe bc of all da firewall crap at work.

cheers!